Sub-chapters: A Report A Microcosm A Pet
An Intruder An Overseer A Cog
The Mansion of E :: Part Two: Time and Space and Fleebs
Welcome to Part Two of the Mansion of E Archives.I am the very model of a modern Major-GeneralI've information vegetable, animal, and mineralI know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historicalFrom Marathon to Waterloo, in order categoricalI'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,I understand equations, both the simple and quadraticalAbout binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse... A Report Just so we're absolutely clear here, this is not "me" giving this report, or some omniscent narrator, but a character down on the ground, who hasn't seen close to everything, a fallable individual who may make mistakes, overlook something, or even deliberately conceal information. Still, since I'm doing this "Monsterpedia" for you the readers, you can assume that it's all pretty much true. And you might even learn a thing or two... A Microcosm A Pet An Intruder For anyone who has tuned in late, the Ghast mentioned in today's strip is not the same individual we saw a couple of days back. For those who want to be clear about the use of profanity in the Mansion, that statement in the last panel would very roughly translate to English as "I want the Diety-denounced Fornicating cakeshroom back". But please note that "zark", in particular, does not literally translate to the English word "fornicate", nor any of its more colorful variants. Perhaps someday we will learn what it really means. (Ooh, the anticipation is killing me!!) An Overseer For those who wonder how we can see Hector's eye and mouth in profile when his head is box-shaped, I offer two possible explanations: 1) His constructor(s) really knew how to build, and 2) Shut up. A Cog Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames
I am the very model of a modern Major-GeneralI've information vegetable, animal, and mineralI know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historicalFrom Marathon to Waterloo, in order categoricalI'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,I understand equations, both the simple and quadraticalAbout binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...
Just so we're absolutely clear here, this is not "me" giving this report, or some omniscent narrator, but a character down on the ground, who hasn't seen close to everything, a fallable individual who may make mistakes, overlook something, or even deliberately conceal information. Still, since I'm doing this "Monsterpedia" for you the readers, you can assume that it's all pretty much true. And you might even learn a thing or two... A Microcosm A Pet An Intruder For anyone who has tuned in late, the Ghast mentioned in today's strip is not the same individual we saw a couple of days back. For those who want to be clear about the use of profanity in the Mansion, that statement in the last panel would very roughly translate to English as "I want the Diety-denounced Fornicating cakeshroom back". But please note that "zark", in particular, does not literally translate to the English word "fornicate", nor any of its more colorful variants. Perhaps someday we will learn what it really means. (Ooh, the anticipation is killing me!!) An Overseer For those who wonder how we can see Hector's eye and mouth in profile when his head is box-shaped, I offer two possible explanations: 1) His constructor(s) really knew how to build, and 2) Shut up. A Cog Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames
A Pet An Intruder For anyone who has tuned in late, the Ghast mentioned in today's strip is not the same individual we saw a couple of days back. For those who want to be clear about the use of profanity in the Mansion, that statement in the last panel would very roughly translate to English as "I want the Diety-denounced Fornicating cakeshroom back". But please note that "zark", in particular, does not literally translate to the English word "fornicate", nor any of its more colorful variants. Perhaps someday we will learn what it really means. (Ooh, the anticipation is killing me!!) An Overseer For those who wonder how we can see Hector's eye and mouth in profile when his head is box-shaped, I offer two possible explanations: 1) His constructor(s) really knew how to build, and 2) Shut up. A Cog Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames
An Intruder For anyone who has tuned in late, the Ghast mentioned in today's strip is not the same individual we saw a couple of days back. For those who want to be clear about the use of profanity in the Mansion, that statement in the last panel would very roughly translate to English as "I want the Diety-denounced Fornicating cakeshroom back". But please note that "zark", in particular, does not literally translate to the English word "fornicate", nor any of its more colorful variants. Perhaps someday we will learn what it really means. (Ooh, the anticipation is killing me!!) An Overseer For those who wonder how we can see Hector's eye and mouth in profile when his head is box-shaped, I offer two possible explanations: 1) His constructor(s) really knew how to build, and 2) Shut up. A Cog Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames
For anyone who has tuned in late, the Ghast mentioned in today's strip is not the same individual we saw a couple of days back. For those who want to be clear about the use of profanity in the Mansion, that statement in the last panel would very roughly translate to English as "I want the Diety-denounced Fornicating cakeshroom back". But please note that "zark", in particular, does not literally translate to the English word "fornicate", nor any of its more colorful variants. Perhaps someday we will learn what it really means. (Ooh, the anticipation is killing me!!) An Overseer For those who wonder how we can see Hector's eye and mouth in profile when his head is box-shaped, I offer two possible explanations: 1) His constructor(s) really knew how to build, and 2) Shut up. A Cog Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames
For those who wonder how we can see Hector's eye and mouth in profile when his head is box-shaped, I offer two possible explanations: 1) His constructor(s) really knew how to build, and 2) Shut up. A Cog Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames
Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny has escaped from his home at Insanity For The Poor and is roaming Keenspace in his attempt to Take Over The World. And so, he pays a brief visit here to the Mansion... As noted yesterder, Mr. Lincoln The Evil Penny appears courtesy of Insanity For The Poor. If you are seeing this text, your browser does not support inline frames